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20 Things That Annoy Me

Sep 11, 2009 In Web Culture By Thomas Lewis

I don’t want to go on a rant, but hey—here’s the shortlist of things that still annoy me about the Web:

  • Filler. That white space is there for a reason.
  • Having to click 40 times to view an entire article, just so someone can fill ad inventory.
  • Social media insanity. No, social media does not solve every problem. It won’t clean your room or make you dinner.
  • Pop-under windows. They are never good. I repeat: never good.
  • Blog posts that showcase “945 tools you can use to build X”.
  • Fold obsession. Stop telling me everything needs to be above the fold.
  • New technology worship. Your technology is not better just because it’s new. Show me amazing things I can build.
  • Siren Twitterers. No, I won’t follow you on Twitter just because you follow over 5,000 people and your avatar is seductive.
  • Choice-a-holics. I prefer 3 choices, not 100.
  • That guy who keeps spilling coffee all over the kitchen. I’m on to you.
  • Spammers. If you spam me, I’ll be glad to meet you at my local Fight Club.
  • Partypoopers. Here’s some advice: If you’re at a party with normal people (i.e. not techies), don’t mention “in the cloud” or name-drop "social media experts”.
  • App-a-holics. No, there is not an app for that.
  • Soothsayers. Stop telling me that “x is dead"! I really like x!
  • People who ask me for a time estimate when they already have a due date in mind.
  • Tweet-hating. If you say to me, “I don’t get Twitter! Why do I care what someone had for lunch?!” then you are right. You don’t get Twitter.
  • Apps imitating life. I don’t want to simulate real life in an app! I have a real life for that.
  • People who ask, “Hey,can your designers make my PowerPoint presentation sexy?” Don’t ask me that. My designers will eat your face.
  • No snacks. If you have to complain about something on the site,can you at least bring me an Orange Crush or Moon Pie?
  • Lists that go on way too long…

So what about the Web annoys you? Clients? Bloggers? Social Media? Commenters? Blog posts that are just a bunch of complaints? Share your grievances in the comments below. Also, follow us on Twitter or me for more of my rants.

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Nishant said on Sep 11, 2009

Oh yes, finally a vent post! :-) You asked for it.

- "Feedback meetings". The phrase needs to be officially submitted as the definition of "oxymoron".
- People who have "strategy" in their job titles.
- The suggestion that the time that it takes for someone to create a "Hello World!" sample in your shiny new technology has no impact on its adoption.
- The terms, "social media", "above the fold", and "value proposition".
- When people suggest that I tweet on behalf of my dog, "@yoweim":http://www.twitter.com/yoweim. That''s just racist.

I had to bleep out the others. Ah, that felt good :)

lorrinda michieka said on Sep 11, 2009

People on dial-up asking you to come over and help them download and install an app.

Nishant said on Sep 11, 2009

OK, I just remembered one more that I had to get out...

- Designers who don''t understand the basics of image compression but still feel empowered to yell about it and blame others for their ignorance. "No, really, the artifacts were not caused because I gave you a jpeg. They were caused because you chose to convert my jpeg to a png-8."

I''m sure the flame emails will begin arriving in a few moments, so I''ll stop now.

Ian Muir said on Sep 11, 2009

-Designers who flatten the PSD before they send it to me for HTMLification.

-Diet Red Bull

-People who send Instant Messages about QA issues rather than use the actual bug tracking system.

-People who think CSS3 is an accepted standard.

-Rails Developers who act like hot stuff after they show me features that have been in other lanugages for years.

-We still use a floppy disk as the official save icon even though nobody''s used a friggin floppy for nearly a decade.

fjpoblam said on Sep 11, 2009

Lists of things I think are good or bad and which other people should feel good or bad about themselves about themselves or at least misinformed if they don''t agree:
1. item 1
2. item 2
3. item 3
4. item 4

fjpoblam said on Sep 11, 2009

Lists of things I think are good or bad and which other people should feel good or bad about themselves about themselves or at least misinformed if they don''t agree:
1. item 1
2. item 2
3. item 3
4. item 4

Kelley Muir said on Sep 11, 2009

Have to put my 2c in...

- People who make websites and can''t even manage to make sure all the pages and links on their own site work.
- SEO ''experts'' who use tables and images.

I know there''s more...

Jeff Putz said on Sep 11, 2009

You forgot blog posts that say, "After the jump." WTF does that even mean? Jump of what? Is the author going to jump or something special like that? Usually what they refer to is in the next paragraph, with nothing in between.

AndyG said on Sep 12, 2009

Cats. Meatloaf. Hikers.

Harold Williams said on Sep 13, 2009

The dancing mortgage people. The "your an instant winner banner ads." (Do people actually believe that crap?) Spam emails about pleasuring your mate with a thicker shaft. Websites with black backgrounds and blue or red lettering. Acronyms that force you to do an extensive Google search to locate the definition. Overdone flash websites. Internet Explorer. Religious based chain emails. People who do not at least use firewall as a way of preventing the spread of viruses and worms to other people''s computers. People who send virus warnings via emails without doing any research to see if it''s a real threat. Stupid email signatures....There''s more. But I''ll stop now.

Fruitcake said on Sep 14, 2009

For me
#1 People who ask me for a time estimate when they already have a due date in mind.

Ashic said on Sep 15, 2009

1. Bosses who say they''re "corporate" customers still use ie6, so we need to support it. And still want pixel perfect output across all browsers.

2. People who think asp.net 2.0 is too new to put in a real production applicatoin. [Don''t even ask....]

3. MS not nuking ie6.

Thomas Lewis said on Sep 15, 2009

These are awesome additions!

Another annoyance I have is when someone continually snipes at a product and "just happens to be" from a competitor.

And yes...I see it on my side of the fence as well.

Scott Scott said on Jan 9, 2010

The perforated "push here to open" section on food boxes, like on a mac&cheese box. They never friggin work. Maybe I need to let my nails grow longer.

Kalpita Kalpita said on Jan 21, 2010

The plastic wrap on CD cases. Opening those make me want to poke my eyes out.

LIA LIA said on Apr 11, 2010

Old people on the internet complaining about how people spend 2 much time on the internet. Seriously...u jst spent like an hour online making a website on how we shouldn''t spend our time online... Really if your that old and stupid, you shouldn''t be allowed on the internet.

Kaoliere said on Dec 10, 2010

the sound of people chewing loudly
people who whine about stupid things
when people have to have the best they can get.

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